Every Friday the (99.2% free) local rag hits the doormat with headlines like "Bus services are diverted", "Choir gains some new members at rehearsal" and (honestly, I'm not kidding!) "Residents urged to plan their funeral", but you know I wouldn't miss it for the world....it's a gripping read! Only tonight I learned that the inventor of Plasticine was born only a few miles down the road and to commemorate the fact "colourful new seats which have been made to look like moulded Plasticine (.....mmmmm, nice....can't wait!) are to be installed" in the streets of his birthplace (and before you bombard me with questions it was a certain Mr William Harbutt in 1894, so just remember that for your next pub quiz, it could be a clincher!)
That sounds like a cue for a video......
But Mr Harbutt wasn't our only famous resident....oh no, this is no cultural backwater, we're terrifically couth....Stan Laurel
Be thankfull you got the 'light' version tonight....I was going to post a picture of my (kitten-clawed) lacerated legs.....but I decided the world wasn't ready........
3 comments:
Hooray for plasticine! Have a great weekend - and look after your legs...
I love Morph. I enjoyed the other video too. I wouldn't mind seeing the legs though - I like a bit of gore. Have a great weekend x
Ha! At least you don't get articles like "local lad steals radio from tractor while farmer sleeps" or "bullock makes his way into town while onlookers are busy bringing in the crops"! Only joking - but really parochial. Seems to be universal! Have a great weekend!
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